Puny Fun
Juju’s going to smack me up-side-da-head if I don’t post today so hey, here I am.
It was great though. Guess who was in my pants again… That right, Pun was. Again you might ask? Well yes, the first was at Yan’s sleepover. It was great because that time we switched pants. I was swimming in his, and he was stuck in mine. Amazingly he can fit into them. Very tightly, I might add. With the tight shirt and fishnet gloves he looked almost emo. Pun just needs some black hair to complete the look…. Hehe, I just went to a very scary mental place. An emo Pun… that’s shocking, and a little disturbing. I think Yan would be better suited to being emo. He could be dark and brooding ☺ and the hair works well. He’d just need it to do “that flippy thing.”
Why don’t guys wear tight pants? Right, it’s more comfortable to sag. Right. But! But! The Butt! Girls are always showing off, and the guys get the baggy. Well then again… sometimes it’s more attractive to be hinting, rather than have it right out in the open. That’s why we don’t wear saran wrap… well, that and it doesn’t breath.
Why am I talking about this? I’m not sure. Why am I also talking to myself? I guess it’s because it’s so late. But really it’s early. Oh.
Yeah, I have a correction. When it’s late I get jumbled and spootsy. I get deep when I get up in the morning, after I’ve been sleeping. It’s when I am half awake, that I’m deep. Like this big, *stretches hand apart*
That’s right. Goodnight.
It was great though. Guess who was in my pants again… That right, Pun was. Again you might ask? Well yes, the first was at Yan’s sleepover. It was great because that time we switched pants. I was swimming in his, and he was stuck in mine. Amazingly he can fit into them. Very tightly, I might add. With the tight shirt and fishnet gloves he looked almost emo. Pun just needs some black hair to complete the look…. Hehe, I just went to a very scary mental place. An emo Pun… that’s shocking, and a little disturbing. I think Yan would be better suited to being emo. He could be dark and brooding ☺ and the hair works well. He’d just need it to do “that flippy thing.”
Why don’t guys wear tight pants? Right, it’s more comfortable to sag. Right. But! But! The Butt! Girls are always showing off, and the guys get the baggy. Well then again… sometimes it’s more attractive to be hinting, rather than have it right out in the open. That’s why we don’t wear saran wrap… well, that and it doesn’t breath.
Why am I talking about this? I’m not sure. Why am I also talking to myself? I guess it’s because it’s so late. But really it’s early. Oh.
Yeah, I have a correction. When it’s late I get jumbled and spootsy. I get deep when I get up in the morning, after I’ve been sleeping. It’s when I am half awake, that I’m deep. Like this big, *stretches hand apart*
That’s right. Goodnight.
posted by Integrity at 1:39 AM
17 Comments:
I have no idea what you just said.
But I do agree with the whole guys wearing tight pants. No, scratch that, they should just wear saran wrap. Everyone should! Yay! Boobies all around!!!
It's totally going to be the fall fashion
But, but... it's so cold! Well, saran wrap IS pretty warm. Have you ever wrapped your body in it before?! It's MAD warm! It's like burn-your-eyebrows-off HAWT!
What?!
*Mouth drops open*
Why am I wasting all that money on sweaters and coats and pointless clothes that I have been brain-washed into thinking are the warmest thing since burning yourself on the oven?
saran wrap is just tons more better like wow.
YES! Tomorrow, Emperor's new clothes, here I come! Saran-style!
Yes. They were very tight.
Pun!!!!!
Tight indeed, but they looked fabulous on you.
Is this the real Pun, or maybe you're an imposter!!
*Rubs eyes in disbelief*
"Ouch"
Yay! I'm so glad I figured out how to let people comment even if they don't have a blog.
I read your myspace though :)
Tell me something only the real Pun would know.
The pants were black and inside the pockets were red... polka dots?
Yay! It's you!
This goes to show that even people with dial up can communicate.
JK
Blogging is so fashionable :)
I hope you get better soon! Will you be back at school? Well I'll see tomorrow before you reply, most likely *grin*
Scary. I just looked and someone under the name "pun" (not "Pun") said "The pants were black and inside the pockets were red... polka dots?" at 8:07 pm. The problem is, at 8:07 pm, I, the real Pun, was sitting in the second row of bleachers at the Harding Auditorium. Creepy!!! Who is impersonating me? More importantly, who is impersonating me that knows the inside of your pants!?
Lilith!
Pun(real), That’s why it does help to have your own blog. that way you cannot be impersonated.
I WAS actually wondering about the polka dots. i mean it was a pretty good observation, but it wasn't one that would be known only to you.
Aah! My evil plan has been foiled!!
:D
I tried thinking of something that you, Pun, would know that Tegri would believe as something only you'd know. It took me about 10 minutes. She bought it.
Now, the reason I know the inside of Tegri's pants...
1) I've been there. ;)
2) I have the same pants! :D
Muahahaha!!! Now Pun can never be impersonated! Victory is Pun's!!!
Pun!
Victory indeed.
I have a fortune cookie for you yes.
"You may think you can stuff two oranges in your mouth and sing the national anthem, but you can't."
Your lucky lottery numbers are,"-0, 315,?,P,and :)"
Where did you get that fortune cookie?! Is it from Jeremy the Pimp? Cause if it is, don't eat it. You may wake up in another dimension. :D
I say this as I'm listening to California Babylon... ;)
well, when he opened his coat and flashed his cookie stash at me, i just couldn't resist. you know how i love surprises wrapped in a sweet cookie.
:O
You broke the promise you made to me! You said you weren't going back there! You said you wouldn't touch another cookie!! I love you too much to let you fall into the evil depths of the cookie...! *cries* Snap out of it!
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