No! Not Me Too!

Oh boy oh boy oh boy. I really hope I’m not getting sick. Everyone has been sick of late, and it seems—In my mind at least—that they purposefully direct the largest, most phlegm infested coughs in my direction. And alas I am lacking the virus evading matrix skills needed to dodge such frontal attacks. I would really like to be well. I’ve made it this far and I only need to the end of the week, really. I just know that if I avoid being sick for this long, I’m bound to catch a bad cold when it finally does breach my immune system.

I feel very silly because I’m home now, and I have to write a paper by five. Unfortunately, this teacher is not fond of computers, so rather than sending this paper through email by a certain time, I must physically drop it off in a box on campus and sign my name. Email would be much more convenient. You know that running list of reasons why computers annoy people? Well, along with the classics like: “they’re great until they fail you” or “goddammit you piece of crap! You froze again!” And I’ve added, “oh come ON! emailing the paper would be easier for everyone. SERIOUSLY!” So I’m getting frustrated at the fact that I CANT use a computer, when I really, really want to.

But oh well, I’d better get back to work.