Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Is This A Normal Parenting Thing?

My mom's favorite mental illness of choice is...

*DING DING DING*

---hebrephrenia

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait... what is that?

12:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, what?...

1:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What indeed?

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think she's gone to lunch.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Integrity said...

She likes it because it basically it involves constantly laughing at everything. Also people that have it get ticks, so they might keep scratching, or slapping themselves, or jerking… but they think everything is incredibly funny! Now that I think of it, maybe laughing all the time wouldn’t be such a terrible disease. And you’d get very strong abdominal muscles.

Lillith, remember the cuckoo’s nest at CCCT? Well the guy who kept patting his face and laughing was a hebrephrenic. That’s how this whole thing got brought up… my mom started telling me stories about how in graduate school she worked in a mental hospital, and so on.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only have one "L" in the middle of my name, deary. Lilith. See?

Omg, are you for serious?
I think I have it... They jerk and scratch you say? Well, I do those. Or somtimes I jerk. And I have this awful habit of scratching all over, if anyone who knows me has noticed. Mainly my head, face, back, and chest. And you can say "toast" and I'll start laughing. You can just look at me and I'll start laughing.
Holy shit! Well, it's not so bad. Except for the fact that everyone I know thinks I'm nuts.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toast!

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha, very funny...
*is not impressed*
You don't know HOW many people have done that to me! This is a serious psychological condition! I can't help it!! *runs off into woods to cry it all out while laughing hysterically at the same time*

9:09 PM  
Blogger Integrity said...

maybe you will end up dying how you want to: while laughing

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES!! YES!! YES!! Victory shall be MINE!!!!!!!

5:07 PM  
Blogger Integrity said...

But is it really a victory to die that way? i mean maybe the other way would be better...

Most likely you would enjoy both. i just think the second might send you to heaven faster :)

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What other way?
Valerian?
That would DEFFINITELY not send me to heaven faster. Plus, I don't believe in heaven. I believe in a sort of Underworld/Summerland type thing. I like the Summerland idea, but I'm not sure I'm cocky enough as a human to assume I know what life after death is like.

2:00 PM  
Blogger Integrity said...

no i meant the having sex and dying way:)

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh. But the laughing fits me so much better, don't you think?
PS: Why didn't you fix it? It embarasses me...

10:01 PM  
Blogger Integrity said...

fix what?

10:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The three posts I did by accident. :D Well, you'd only have to delete two of them.

10:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can just see Spike and/or Buffy dying that way... And Spike's a vamp! That's be a tough one. ;)

12:04 PM  

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