Shhhh... Keep It Down
Yay! Congratulations to us! Today went very well I must say, with the SECRET SANTAS.
If you don't want to hear about my secret Santa, then read no further. Though, the people that read this blob either, a.) Don’t care, or b.) Know already, or c.) Don’t have a clue who I’m talking about.
Anyway, Pun and I slipped our gifts/cards to the third block teacher and told her to give them to our Santees. She was supposed to keep quiet about who dropped them off, of course. I gave candy as my small gift, and I have a sneaking suspicion that Zach just doesn't eat candy, or something. I mean I tried, right? What can you do when you just don't know someone very well? Asking them would just be dumb. It’s the thought that counts most. Or so people say when they just suck at present ideas. Hehe. Just kidding. I love anything that people get me because I know they tried and meant well. You know? Unless they give me half eaten socks.
I was thinking about giving Zach the present tied with "used" condoms and condom rappers... I dunno, don't ask. I wanted to make it all creepy with the taking candy from a stranger thing. Pun you were really smart... I totally gave myself away by writing my little note longhand. I should have pasted magazine letters together, or something. Then again, if I don't know Zach that well, maybe he won't recognize my handwriting. That’s the upside to not knowing your Santee.
If you don't want to hear about my secret Santa, then read no further. Though, the people that read this blob either, a.) Don’t care, or b.) Know already, or c.) Don’t have a clue who I’m talking about.
Anyway, Pun and I slipped our gifts/cards to the third block teacher and told her to give them to our Santees. She was supposed to keep quiet about who dropped them off, of course. I gave candy as my small gift, and I have a sneaking suspicion that Zach just doesn't eat candy, or something. I mean I tried, right? What can you do when you just don't know someone very well? Asking them would just be dumb. It’s the thought that counts most. Or so people say when they just suck at present ideas. Hehe. Just kidding. I love anything that people get me because I know they tried and meant well. You know? Unless they give me half eaten socks.
I was thinking about giving Zach the present tied with "used" condoms and condom rappers... I dunno, don't ask. I wanted to make it all creepy with the taking candy from a stranger thing. Pun you were really smart... I totally gave myself away by writing my little note longhand. I should have pasted magazine letters together, or something. Then again, if I don't know Zach that well, maybe he won't recognize my handwriting. That’s the upside to not knowing your Santee.
posted by Integrity at 6:53 PM
3 Comments:
What is it with you people and condoms as gifts/gift accessories?
See but I had a reason for the condoms... they weren’t just random randomly.
Awe, did you get condoms too? Maybe it is overdone... I mean unless you actually USE them, but who does that anymore? I mean sex, who actually HAS sex? *Continues sarcastic rant*
I hope I get strawberry flavored from Santa this year, I’ve been a good bad girl *devilish grin*
I wonder if Santa and Satin are brothers in red…
I bet the people that give condoms, never actually give holiday condoms. Like they wouldn’t bother to get red and green or anything. Hehe
Was Lilith giving them out or something?
Yeah, she mentioned it on her blog.
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