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I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet.... So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet... After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink. So, I asked the centipede in the box: "Would you like to go down the Fox and Hounds with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again: "How about going to the pub for a drink?" But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited yet a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting: " HEY You!! Would you like to go to The Fox and Hounds and have a drink with me?" A little voice came out of the box: ........................................... "steady on gov!! I heard you the first time! I'm putting my shoes on."